THE BOX OFFICE

[tellthestory]

This is where you can meet privately with the Balladeer! The Balladeer is almost always around during the day; just knock.

(Secretly, the door's usually not locked if he's inside. But you wouldn't want to be rude, would you?)

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[catliketread]

True! The space within the ship is confined, but the open ocean...

[Dreamy sigh!! Anyway.]

I do have a name! I haven't used it in so long, though. It really isn't worth picking it up again. Billy the First [billy flynn] is trying to find a name that suits me, but I doubt he'll ever have any luck with it.

[tellthestory]

I should've figured. [Why would he just be named the Pirate King? But it's what he goes by now, so that's fun.] What's he come up with so far?

[catliketread]

...At one point he tried to call me Arthur.

[Apparently that one is the gravest insult.]

I will let you know if he finds something particularly ill-fitting or something plausible, but I doubt he'll manage anything I actually like!

[tellthestory]

That doesn't seem very pirate-y.

[He gets it, man]

He probably won't. Big difference between a fancy lawyer and a pirate king.

[catliketread]

That's very true! He'll certainly have a difficult time of finding something worthy of the Pirate King!

[i'm sorry about him]

[tellthestory]

It's a challenge! But I won't hold my breath. It'd be a pain to re-do the signs anyway.

[And, truth be told, it's way too entertaining the way it is now.]