THE BOX OFFICE

[tellthestory]

This is where you can meet privately with the Balladeer! The Balladeer is almost always around during the day; just knock.

(Secretly, the door's usually not locked if he's inside. But you wouldn't want to be rude, would you?)

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[trettende]

[ Hans barks a laugh, surprised to hear the Balladeer say something so... petty. Good to know he's just like the rest of them. ]

I don't blame you. Right now that seems like the only way to fight the management, isn't it?

But you'd be better off telling that to someone who's actually murderered someone.

[tellthestory]

The execution's all I really get for that.

[Though he tends to be pretty fucking salty during those, so]

If this show worked like my first one, they'd show up again twenty minutes later and we'd get in another fight about it. But that one was weirder about time than this.

[trettende]

Hey, let it out. I won't judge you.

[ Hans would be pissed too, if he spoke to everyone about not killing everyone. And they did it anyway. ]

Goodness, did people come back to life in your last show?

[ Like. For real?? ]

[tellthestory]

No, they were still dead. They'd just show up anyway.

[Because that makes sense.]

They were from all over in history. By rights, half of them died before the other half were born. So things were already a little...tenuous.

[trettende]

So like... ghosts?

[ What even, Balladeer. ]

Did you last show many any sense?

[tellthestory]

Not a lot. But it was very educational!