THE BOX OFFICE

[tellthestory]

This is where you can meet privately with the Balladeer! The Balladeer is almost always around during the day; just knock.

(Secretly, the door's usually not locked if he's inside. But you wouldn't want to be rude, would you?)

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[tellthestory]

Not sure! I've never gardened before. But I saw some really nice lilies one time!

[Your Showrunner: Has Seen Flowers Once]

[dontfeedplants]

[Seymour is so tempted to point out that it's really weird that the one kind of flowers he's apparently seen and liked are flowers commonly used for funerals, you have no idea.]

Oh, well if you want I can help teach you how to garden sometime. I don't have a lot going on anyway.

[tellthestory]

[He seems to be utterly oblivious to any implications of what he's said.]

That would be interesting! I don't...know if it's okay for me to leave the office during the day, though. Do you think the others would be fine if I just left a note or something like that?

[dontfeedplants]

I guess we can do gardening at night? [Although that might be a bad idea...] Or I guess I could send you some potted plants and we can go from there.

[tellthestory]

I don't...

...that might be best. It doesn't seem safe to be out around here at night. Though, I'd be with you, and no one's allowed to hurt me.

[dontfeedplants]

Yeah, I probably would be pretty safe if we went at night.

But if you want, we can just do the potted plants.

[tellthestory]

........yeah. I wouldn't let anything happen. I'm not supposed to get involved in any murder stuff here, but if you were out because of me...

[dontfeedplants]

... You think the Management would allow that?

[tellthestory]

...I don't know.

[Absolutely not.]

[dontfeedplants]

Well... maybe you can ask them about it and then we can go from there?

[tellthestory]

Sure, I can do that! I'm sure they'll understand.