THE BOX OFFICE

[tellthestory]

This is where you can meet privately with the Balladeer! The Balladeer is almost always around during the day; just knock.

(Secretly, the door's usually not locked if he's inside. But you wouldn't want to be rude, would you?)

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Comments

[catliketread]

I understand! The show is entirely dependent on our actions and should we choose to fall prey to the circumstances and kill one another, well, I can imagine that would make for an interesting show. Even if it is a nasty one. But should we choose not to listen to those rules and we play nice with one another...

Why, that may not be as interesting of a show, but it will certainly be better for all of us!

[tellthestory]

Exactly! I bet it won't even be all that bad. People probably watch all kinds of shows that don't have murder in them!

[Like, uh...actually, he has no examples.]

Besides, you're all a pretty interesting group - I'm sure anything you get up to together will be fun to see!

[catliketread]

I'm very pleased you think so! I intend to find ways to enjoy myself while I'm here, so perhaps my fun will be amusing to others as well!

[He's still not clear on how exactly other people will see this but w/e, it's fiiiiine.]

[tellthestory]

Hey, everyone loves when you can tell the actors are having fun, right?

[He likes you, Pirate King. You get this.]

[catliketread]

Aye, indeed! The plays I have seen have mostly been stiff, boring affairs. But I am sure that everyone can enjoy it!