The Balladeer (
tellthestory) wrote2016-10-05 08:20 pm
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THE BOX OFFICE
This is where you can meet privately with the Balladeer! The Balladeer is almost always around during the day; just knock.
(Secretly, the door's usually not locked if he's inside. But you wouldn't want to be rude, would you?)
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(Secretly, the door's usually not locked if he's inside. But you wouldn't want to be rude, would you?)
Comments are screened for privacy!
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He's kinda not. D-ne's trial and execution made sure of that.
He knocks once, twice. Slowly. ]
Balladeer, do you have a moment?
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[He opens the door and then turns to go back to his desk. He's not looking so cheerful himself.]
- yeah, come on. Shut the door.
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[ He means that, too. He's never had someone to actually talk to. I mean the Balladeer doesn't have much choice, but it's better than his brothers who usually laugh in his face.
Hans steps inside, shutting the door behind him. ]
So... how are you doing?
[ "Let's not talk about me ever!" ]
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People don't usually ask me that. I'm... [Well, let him think. When he does respond, it's with careful consideration.] That wasn't the first execution I've sung. And I was angry with her. I'm still angry with her, that was - I wasn't watching when she killed him, but I saw it later.
[It wasn't great]
But that execution was...really intense. I don't know.
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The same skills he's worried are going to kill him here though...]She could have at least killed Hook or something.
[ That's awful to say and Hans knows it, but there's actually little emotion in his voice when he says it, like the response was more automatic than anything. ]
I couldn't watch it, either. The, uh, the words were enough. [ Different reasons, probably. ] I'm sure Monsieur Valjean wouldn't have wanted that...
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If he'd been willing to fight her at all, he probably wouldn't have died in the first place. He just tried to talk her down, and she got him off-guard.
[But, well.]
How're you doing? Are you okay? [Hans doesn't be one to break down like the others, but all the same.]
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this is how he woos you, Balladeer]Knowing all this and doing nothing must be hard.
[ I mean, if you're detached, maybe not. But it's clear that the Balladeer is not. He cares. Hans is going to start making that mistake too, at this rate. ]
I'm... [ No one ever asks him that, not after they know he's such an asshole. It's hard for him to make words without them coming out like lies. ]
The things you sang about her— I didn't know her but I. I'm not sure why, I can't stop thinking about it.
[ He's shaken. Are these feelings?? ]
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[He states it like it's obvious, so obviously we can now turn all our attention to Hans's issues. The execution song...
...the Ballader frowns suddenly.]
Oh, god. We must've said the word "mirror" forty times, that's... [Ugh. He presses a hand over his eyes.] ...Hans, you're trying to usurp a foreign country because you think that's the person your family wants you to be.
[In the context of talking about D-ne, does that sound at all familiar, or are you just really lacking in self-awareness]
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[ He totally counted. Hans leans back in his seat, trying to get comfortable. He can feel u judging, Balladeer, wow. ]
It's more than that. I've always... been the person people want me to be.
[ D-ne might have just been a little girl but she had that in common with him, apparently. Trying to be someone else,for someone else. ]
I learned pretty early on that being myself wouldn't cut it if I wanted to get my way in life. I'm charming around princesses, sympathetic when people are sad, angry when... well, you get what I mean.
[ He waves a hand, dismissing his own thoughts. Doubts. Those are called doubts. ]
I was thinking about what you said the other day. About what would make me happy but I... I mean, success makes me happy. But that's not much of a goal.
[ Help. This is called asking for help. Fear of death has given Hans time to actually consider... maybe murder is bad?? Maybe. ]
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Isn't there anything you enjoy doing? Hobbies, something like that? [He is literally the least qualified person to be giving this advice but he'll take a crack at it] What were you even up to before this whole thing with Anna?
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[ He's gonna have to do some soul searching, and there really isn't that much soul in there to begin with. ]
I enjoy... riding, I suppose. And dancing. But those aren't careers and I'm certainly not going to become a stablehand. [ Unless you count Frozen Fever. But Hans digresses. ]
Basically... nothing. I continued my studies, worked in whatever my father told me to, and tried my best to find a suitor so I could leave the castle and be done with the place.
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I mean that - would you still have money if you broke from your family, or would you need to start supporting yourself?
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[ He's not super sure? ]
I've never asked, I just assumed asking would get me disowned, one way or another. And I'd definitely have to find some way to support myself without them.
[ Dude needs at least money to replace his white gloves all the time. ]
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...but I don't know a whole lot about finding a job. [He's always had his, it's nearly indistinguishable from him] Seems like you're in a good place, though, right? You're well-educated. And you've got all that - [He gestures vaguely] - schmooze.
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I guess it wouldn't be so bad. I don't doubt I could do it. [ He is the prince of schmooze, after all. Hence, The Mirror. ] But I... my family always said I'd never amount to anything, I'd be proving them right if I just faded into obscurity.
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Millions of good people live happy, obscure lives every day. And people who're famous now are just as likely to be forgotten in a hundred years. You can't control how you're remembered - or who tells your story in the end.
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[ You'll tell his story, right, Balladeer?? ]
Um, thanks for the talk.
[ Now seems like a good time to leave before he gets too emotional or whatever. Hans doesn't have feelings, haha! ]
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Hey, that's what I'm here for.
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Still. Thanks.
[ Okay, peace out. Hans waves as he closes the door and leaves. He's got an existential crisis to fight off. ]