[ Sorry, man, just being honest here. The fact that he's telling you is because you're friends! ]

I mean, I guess? But I've kind of hit the end of my rope with my family. If I don't marry soon, they'll send me off to the military or the seminary.

[ Try to picture Hans. As a priest. He shrugs, though there's a hint of desperation in his voice. ]

I'm thirteenth in line. Women aren't exactly lining up to be with a guy who inherits nothing.