[Billy flushes in embarrassment, misreading the Balladeer's delight as mockery.] I-I was never interested in history too much in school... I have a bachelor's and three doctorates in science, I never had time...

[He probably couldn't tell you who Garfield or McKinley were or when they served either, tbh.]

Ugh, I have to stand next to the guy at trials. He smells like brine and mustache wax.