Oh, yeah. It's a good way to get attention - and I guess once you're that high-profile, you just start attracting weirdos.

[He snorts at the list of names, but looks rather pleased.]

Definitely not Billy...you know, I think Captain Hook thinks we're the same person. He was in here just the other day to tell me how he was "onto your tricks, Billy." [oh look at that, he can do a darn good Hook impression too] Might actually work out well for you - there's a rule against hurting me, after all.